Top 5 reasons why graduating from MIT, is like dying of a terminal illness.

Update: How did this become my #2 google hit?? For you googlers I see, why don’t you go somewhere else.

5. As your final hour approaches, you bequeath your belongings to charity and those around you.
4. You spend your last days surrounded by friends and family.
3. You’ve been in pain for so long already, that in the end, you’re happy to go.
2. There’s an elaborate ceremony with inspirational messages to mark your passage.
1. You know you’re going to a better place.

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